Millennials. Lovers of avocado toast. Creators of the selfie. Masters of social media. Haters of their current financial prospects.

Generation X is the Jan Brady of generations. Baby boomers won’t give up their power. Millennials are so angry they’re leapfrogging over us to force the boomers aside. Generation X brags about not dressing like adults and still having good taste in music. No wonder CBS left us off:

I can’t shrug my shoulders and “whatever” my life away. I’m stuck, and I’ve been stuck for far too long. If Generation X is, indeed, fading from the cultural landscape, we can either be absorbed into the baby boomers or jump in with the millennials.

Come with me as I pivot my entire life to follow the millennials lead.